Well, this is awkward

Well, this is awkward

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everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what happened to you
everyone: are you sick
me: IT'S MY FACE

560,121 notes - 12 June 2013

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chromakite:

This is a doorknob.

so you can feel like breaking someone’s wrist every time you enter your home

I just want a hand to put my genitals in that isn’t my own.

There are, apparently, THREE types of people…

no, four types, including the unoriginal dork who says “there are x kinds of people”

Now there are 5 types, including the new wave of people who hate on the “there are x kinds of people” people.

There are y kinds of there are x kinds of people people

I give you a hamburger

add another type of person

imagine it opened when you shook the hand…

dope
What if the hand grabs your hand and won’t let go, just like in Harry Potter